Slip 'n Slide

Every now and then, life seems to imitate a joke. I'm sure on many occasions two preachers and a rabbi have walked into a bar. However, within the limitations of my own personal experiences, today was the topper. I was walking down the sidewalk this afternoon. And I slipped. On a banana peel. It was an honest-to-goodness banana peel, right there in front of Blockbuster video. I caught myself in time, but man-oh-man, it was a close one.

Inspired by today's incident, I did a little Googling, and I found this "poem."