H2O, miracle drug

This was on my bottle of Suio sparkling water:

BENEFICIAL PROPERTIES*

• Helps the function of the liver
• Microbiologically pure
• Stimulates digestion
• Purifies internal systems

*APPROVED BY THE ITALIAN MINISTRY OF HEALTH

I'm left wondering about all the other organs: Are they somehow less dependent on water than the liver?

We're off to find housing!