More like a 'washer/destroyer'

One of the comforts of home I miss most is a decent washer and dryer. Washers in particular have been foul things, made dirty by careless users and destructive by improper maintenance. Our washer/dryer is no exception. Over the last couple weeks, it's stained all my pants and a number of my shirts with yellow and navy blotches and eaten away at the side of one shirt. I can't fathom how it's managed to do that, but I'm sincerely looking forward to a time in my life when I can wear my favorite clothes without fearing for demise upon washing.