"For the tastiest lips north of the hips!"

Word has it that Pussy Pucker Pots are the newest craze back at ol' Simon's Rock. These lip balms are 100% vegan and probably at least 85% feminist-approved. It might be more of a modern feminist thing though...I can't really see Susan B. using this stuff without blushing something fierce. Anyway, if you want to snag one or two from the web, looks like Feminist Planet has a the best shipping price. If you want more, something with a lower unit cost will be the way to go.