I just received the following memo from the Highlander staff:
Topic: THEFTI'm quite proud of my 'pathetically enough.'
Dear Highlander Resident:
We regret to inform you that in the recent weeks there have been a number of theft incidences within the building. iPods, various CDs and (pathetically enough) beverages are a few of the things that have been targeted by the thieves....
I also got the pleasant news (as a result of the post) that the professor who I believe to be in South America actually made a relatively small mistake. His "relationship" seems to have been a single phone call that he made after much pressuring on the student's part. Professor Cohen, however, remains very much in trouble.
The sodas are gone for good. My request for restitution is making its way through the red tape. I think my request for $20 caught them off guard; I might end up getting somewhat less, but I might get the full amount; the RD did seem convinced when I explained to him how $20 would be necessary to replace the sodas stolen.
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